Two US Government plans to contain bird flu

Finally, we have the answer to bird flu.  Here are two brilliant plans to protect us all ...

The Borowitz Report: U.S. PLANS TO MAKE BIRDS OBESE - Would Slow the Spread of Avian Flu, President Asserts

and

The Onion: Bush Orders Mass Bald Eagle Slaughter To Stop Spread Of Bird Flu


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